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Apparently, much Barbarian culture has been preserved in fantasy art, novels, and role-playing games.  There are many links to such sites on the Web.  I have here a few of these links (the better ones I've found).

Conan the Barbarian

"After the Fire" by Ken KellyThere are many Conan-related sites out on the Web.  Although Conan is not my favorite barbarian (I have nothing against him, I simply think there is better barbarian-related literature out there), I also realize that Conan has inspired most of the barbarian-related fervor that exists in popular fantasy literature today.  Besides, he was a pretty good fellow, always striving to do the right thing, and that's always high points in my book.  Because I can't portray him as well as others can, I'm not going to go into any great detail on Conan or Robert Howard, his author.  (Besides, why re-invent the wheel?  Others have fabulous Conan pages out on the web.) 

The Barbarian Nation:  An unofficial Conan site.  Hands down, the best Conan the Barbarian site on the World Wide Web.  All the information about the Conan books, movie archives, a trivia game, Conan art gallery, and much more!

The Savage World of Conan the Barbarian:  .   The runner-up site; great graphics and content about the Conan books and movie archive.

Other Conan the barbarian sites on the 'Web:

Those are some of the best sites I've found relating to Conan.  Many of the sites that were originally listed here have gone by the wayside.  (Too bad . . .) However, I've found many new sites which are now included here.  If anyone knows of other ones, or if you'd like to submit your site for inclusion in the Conan-section, please e-mail me.  (Remove NOSPAM from the address before e-mailing.)

Barbarian Comics and Cartoons

Most everyone into fantasy lit knows that Conan has been available in comic book form for quite some time.  In Europe, however, there are other comics related to barbarians that are very popular, and are starting to increase in popularity in North America.

Asterix

Asterix the GaulAsterix is the diminutive barbarian hero of the popular French comic strip of the same name.  The comic strip is set in ancient Gaul, (50 B.C., to be exact).  The Gaulish village in which Asterix and his friends live is the only one in which the Romans haven't occupied. Asterix is the little blonde mustachioed barbarian with the "Odin" winged helmet, patterned after the historical Gallic warrior Vercingetorix.  With the innocent charm of Mickey Mouse and the feistiness of Popeye, Asterix keeps the Romans at bay from his tiny village (with some help from the others, of course).  His buddy Obelix, the big burly braided one that totes around Menhirs (huge standing boulders), and Obelix's little pup Dogmatix accompany Asterix through his adventures.  Other regulars pop in from time to time, with hilarious names:  Getafix (the Druid) who brews the "secret potion" that helps the villagers keep the Romans at bay, Uptotrix (the innkeeper), Drinklikafix (another innkeeper), Dubbleosix (the female druid spy), Cacophonix (the no-talent bard), Fulliautomatix (the blacksmith), and others.

Asterix 2Asterix has actually been around since 1959, the brainchild of Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo (author and cartoonist, respectively).  One of the main drawing points is that in addition to being funny, the comic series is strongly based on historical fact.  (They did their research well!)  Asterix is world-popular, having been translated to over 40 different languages.  There's even a Asterix theme park just north of Paris, France (a la Disneyland). The big question is, why is Asterix virtually unheard of in the United States?

 It's sad to say, but it is my opinion that the delightful humor in Asterix is above the head of most Americans.  So infused is our culture with glitz and sensationalism, and so immune are we to anything that remotely smacks of historical reality or true culture, that Asterix had little chance of surviving over here.  Most of the in-jokes in Asterix are European in nature, and we Americans are too insular to be overly concerned with most other cultures (with exceptions, of course).  If I sound bitter, it's only because I realize that because of the obsession with sensationalism of our mass society, we miss out on so much.  Here is a veritable treasure that the rest of the world has enjoyed for 25+ years, and most of the United States has never heard of it, save for those few who either travelled abroad or cared to enrich their horizons, even locally.  Maybe Asterix can teach us a little something about ourselves as well.

Some other great Asterix links are given below.  I've tried to target those that are in English; however, if you know of some good Asterix sites that are in other languages, let me know and I'll add them in.

I plan to add more Asterix links as I have time to research them, as well as give more airtime to the brave little Gaul in a later update.  Asterix sort of "crept up on me," to say the least; I had no idea how much there was out there about him.  Many thanks to Jesús Balsinde who informed me of the official Asterix page.

All Asterix images copyright Editions Albert Rene 1996.  All rights reserved. 
 
 Groo

GrooAnd then there's Groo.  Sergio Aragones' creation, Groo is a caveman-looking, big-nosed, barefoot, maurauding barbarian with a pet dog named Rufferto (based on Aragones' own pet, who I've been told is still alive!); Created in 1982, the comic series continued for 10 seasons (1985-1994) before coming to a halt.  However, there has been a resurgence in the Groo comic strip.  Dark Horse Comics has recently published a 4-part Groo miniseries, and a new Groo series is in the offing for 1999.  Past comics and memorabilia are in high demand among collectors.  

The humor is extremely slapstick and reminiscent of the Bullwinkle cartoons; a veritable comedy of errors.  To understand Groo's particular outlook on the world, Groo is the kind of character who walks up to a Burger King and orders a Big Mac (and is serious about it).  A "Grooism" is anything that someone does that is hopelessly, blatantly, obviously stupid; so stupid that it's hilarious.

Image of Groo courtesy of Sergio Aragones.  All Rights Reserved.

 

Akiko Akiko Spuckler


Spuckler the BarbarianAkiko, Mark Crilley's creation, is a young Japanese girl trying to save a kingdom on another world named Smoo from ruin.  With her are her helpers:  a kindly yet fussy bookworm named Mr. Beeba, a mysterious little alien named Poog that's only a face, a robot named Gaax, and a goofy space barbarian named Spuckler, who's almost as popular as Akiko herself.  Spuckler is definitely the comic relief of the piece, as he keeps getting himself into scrapes even with the best of intentions and constantly irritating the irascible Mr. Beeba with his impulsiveness.

The comic is delightful, well-written, and fun for all ages.  Children love the mild yet exciting adventures, and there's plenty of in-jokes to keep the adults laughing as well.  Currently, there's a romance between Akiko and the young prince of Smoo.  Akiko is available in the U.S., Europe, and Japan, from Sirius Entertainment publishing.  Let's hope Akiko is here to stay for some time!

Other Comics and Cartoons

Finally, here is a listing of the various Conan the Barbarian comics available on the Web, as well as at this location.

In the way of cartoons, Thundarr the Barbarian was a short-lived but wide-acclaimed series about a post-apocalyptic barbarian and his evil-fighting companions.  This particular link leads to the main Thundarr site on the Web.  Thundarr can now be seen regularly on Cartoon Network.

Another cartoon that caused great controversy during its time was He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.  He-Man was conceived when Mattel toy designers began working with Conan the Barbarian action figure characters.  Mattel turned aside from the "Conan" image, however, worried about parental concerns about a uncivilized "pagan" sword-wielding barbarian as a role model.  *SIGH*  However, the toy was converted to He-Man; a prince who uses his magical sword to turn into a barbarian superhero.  During the early to mid-80's, He-Man had record sales, and Filmation created a cartoon about the toy, set in the mythical land of Eternia, with the arch-villain Skeletor as He-Man's antagonist.  Children loved the series, but overly concerned parents and children's rights activists hated it.  It was abominable to them that a marketing company should create a show about a toy, rather than the other way around.  This was indeed a pity, because the show developed plots with deep meaning and understanding other than just "hack-n-slash."  The arguments presented from both sides became extremist to the point of absurdity.  (Take a look at the site for more information on this).  After 10 years, one can look back and see how silly all the controversy about this show was.  It makes one wonder, are we being as silly about Barney?


 

Here are some sites with some good Barbarian reading material.  Some poetry, some prose, some references.

Fantasy and Folk Barbarian Literature

  • Welcome to Lankhmar: Home of Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser.  Fritz Leiber does not get the same press that Robert Howard does, but in my opinion, the tales of Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser rank near the top of Barbarian-related literature.  This site details the six novels in the Fafhrd saga.
     
  • Lankhmar: The Fritz Leiber Home Page.  Not only devoted to Fahfrd and the Grey Mouser, but also Leiber's other works, including his short story collections.  This site is nearly comprehensive, and still growing.
      
  • The Eye of Argon by Jim Theis.  An excellent spoof of the "sword and sorcery" genre. I have been assured that it is fully complete.  This story has won the "worst award" for fantasy-literature, and is the subject of many reading competitions (to win, you have to read the story aloud without once cracking up.

    For those of you REALLY in the mood for a laugh, try reading the story with the antics of the MST3K crew in the background.  Are you game?  (Thanks to Lorrie Wood for letting me know about this great site!) 

      
  • Firehair -- a heroic Fantasy.  A novel by Ian Blackthorne involving, among other things, a barbarian warrior in service to a king on a quest.  (BOOK REVIEW ONLY).
     
  • The Barbarian Attitude.  This is an archived message regarding the barbarian outlook on life and how it's important to maintaining a balanced society.  Well worth a read.  I make no guarantees as to how long the server in question will maintain the archive.
     
  • Ronan the Barbarian.  A short book review for a new barbarian fantasy novel, with a comedic twist.
     
  • The Barbarian Birthday Dirge. This is an Society for Creative Anachronism song regarding Barbarians and their outlook on life.  (I assure you, not all barbarians feel this way!)
     
  • A Day in the Life of a Barbarian.
     
  • Tonan the Wayfarer's Barbarian Poetry.  Good Ren-faire poetry; more to come soon.

Historical, Academic, and Classic Barbarian Literature

Modern-day Barbarian Literature

  • Why I love a barbarian.   D.L. Moore reflects upon some of the more unaccountable hygiene habits of men, but why she loves and trusts those types more than the "sterile, antiseptic" male.
     
  • Viking Raids .  Told for the truth, guys.  NASA actually has a document on what to do in case of a Viking Raid.  Here at last is proof that NASA and the government does have a sense of humor after all!  (Has now been moved from the original NASA site...updated as of 11/17/99)
     
  • A Modern Buff Barbarian.  A parody of the Gilbert and Sullivan classic "A Modern Major General," with a nod of the head to Xena, Warrior Princess.
      
  • Barbarian:   Lyrics to a song from INXS's 1981 album "Under the Covers."
     

Some of the better Barbarian-related fiction AND non-fiction NOT found on the net:

  • "Rhinegold" by Stephen Grundy.  This work, published in 1993, is an excellent retelling of the Volsung saga (Ring of the Niebelungelied) ,and he does a MUCH better job of it than Richard Wagner did, sticking more to the ancient text.  A very sensitive handling of the iron-age barbarian tribes, and the story of Sigifrith (Siegfried) the Dragon Slayer and Brunichild (Brunnhilda) the Valkyrie.  This is a must-read for anyone interested in Teutonic literature.
     
  • "Ring of Power", by Jean Shinoda-Bolen.  This is a nonfictional work; a Jungian analysis of Wagner's "Ring Cycle", and how Power, when untempered by Love, corrupts and destroys.  I only mention it here because of its relationship to the Volsung saga.  Definitely this is a transformative work, worthy of praise.
     
  • The Sun-Wolf series, by Barbara Hambly (The Ladies of Mandrigyn, The Witches of Wenshar, and The Dark Hand of Magic).  Excellent series...but then, anything Ms. Hambly does is excellent in my book.
     
  • Diana Paxson's Volsung series "The Eagle and the Raven, Dragons of the Rhine, and The Lord of Horses". Another retelling of the Volsung saga, Sigfried and Brunhilde.  (Get the idea that I LIKE this piece of literature?)  Actually, I prefer Ms. Paxson's version of it over Mr/Dr. Grundy's rendition, in the face of time.  Ms. Paxson treats the characters with greater sensitivity and a more philosophical approach than does Grundy. (Thanks to Lorrie Wood for additional information here!)

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